The Arlington Drafthouse — long known as the Arlington Cinema 'N' Drafthouse — is a converted single-screen theater on Columbia Pike, minutes from the Pentagon and Arlington National Cemetery, that pairs a touring standup headliner club with a movie house. A different national headliner plays most weekends, with 7pm and 9:30pm showtimes at first-come, first-served tables and a full food and bar menu served to your seat; recent and upcoming bills include Chris Distefano, Alonzo Bodden, Dulce Sloan, Carmen Lynch, Drew Lynch, Rich Vos and Samuel Comroe. Film screenings, Spanish-language comedy nights and family matinees round out the calendar. Shows are generally 21+, with under-21 guests admitted to 7pm showtimes when accompanied by a parent.
Top performers
Francisco Ramos
7:00 PMFri, Oct 16
Francisco Ramos
7:00 PMSat, Oct 17
Francisco Ramos
9:30 PMSat, Oct 17
Francisco Ramos En Español
7:00 PMSun, Oct 18
Isabel Hagen
7:00 PMFri, Oct 23
Isabel Hagen
9:30 PMFri, Oct 23
Isabel Hagen
7:00 PMSat, Oct 24
Isabel Hagen
9:30 PMSat, Oct 24
Santi Espinosa - ME Time
7:00 PMSun, Oct 25
Gabby Bryan
7:00 PMFri, Nov 6
Gabby Bryan
9:30 PMFri, Nov 6
Gabby Bryan
7:00 PMSat, Nov 7
Gabby Bryan
9:30 PMSat, Nov 7
Sydnee Washington
7:00 PMFri, Nov 13
Sydnee Washington
9:30 PMFri, Nov 13
Sydnee Washington
7:00 PMSat, Nov 14
Sydnee Washington
9:30 PMSat, Nov 14
Alonzo Bodden
7:00 PMFri, Nov 27
Alonzo Bodden
9:30 PMFri, Nov 27
Alonzo Bodden
7:00 PMSat, Nov 28
Alonzo Bodden
9:30 PMSat, Nov 28
Shannon Fiedler
7:00 PMFri, Dec 4
Shannon Fiedler
9:30 PMFri, Dec 4
Shannon Fiedler
7:00 PMSat, Dec 5
Shannon Fiedler
9:30 PMSat, Dec 5
Carmen Lynch
7:00 PMFri, Dec 11Sold out
Carmen Lynch
7:00 PMSat, Dec 12
Carmen Lynch
9:30 PMSat, Dec 12
7:00 PMFri, Jan 15
7:00 PMSat, Jan 16
9:30 PMSat, Jan 16
Liz Miele
7:00 PMFri, Jan 22
Liz Miele
9:30 PMFri, Jan 22
Liz Miele
7:00 PMSat, Jan 23
Liz Miele
9:30 PMSat, Jan 23
Elle Orlando
7:00 PMFri, Jan 29
Elle Orlando
9:30 PMFri, Jan 29
Elle Orlando
7:00 PMSat, Jan 30
Elle Orlando
9:30 PMSat, Jan 30
Chris Porter
7:00 PMFri, Feb 19
Chris Porter
9:30 PMFri, Feb 19
Chris Porter
7:00 PMSat, Feb 20
Chris Porter
9:30 PMSat, Feb 20
Jon Rudnitsky
7:00 PMFri, Feb 26
Jon Rudnitsky
9:30 PMFri, Feb 26
Jon Rudnitsky
7:00 PMSat, Feb 27
Jon Rudnitsky
9:30 PMSat, Feb 27
Samuel Comroe
7:00 PMFri, Mar 5
Samuel Comroe
9:30 PMFri, Mar 5
Samuel Comroe
7:00 PMSat, Mar 6
Samuel Comroe
9:30 PMSat, Mar 6
Sarah Colonna
7:00 PMFri, Mar 19
Sarah Colonna
7:00 PMSat, Mar 20
Sarah Colonna
9:30 PMSat, Mar 20
Vladimir Caamaño
7:00 PMFri, Apr 2
Vladimir Caamaño
9:30 PMFri, Apr 2
Vladimir Caamaño
7:00 PMSat, Apr 3
Vladimir Caamaño
9:30 PMSat, Apr 3
Armando Anto
7:15 PMThu, May 6
Dulcé Sloan
7:00 PMThu, May 13
Dulcé Sloan
7:00 PMFri, May 14
Dulcé Sloan
9:30 PMFri, May 14
Dulcé Sloan
7:00 PMSat, May 15
Dulcé Sloan
9:30 PMSat, May 15
None of the comedians you follow are on the lineup here right now.
Check the venue's website2026
35
Brittany Schmitt
9:30 PMSat, Oct 10
Brittany Schmitt
7:00 PMSat, Oct 10
Brittany Schmitt
7:00 PMFri, Oct 9
$5 Comedy Tuesday
7:15 PMTue, Oct 6
April Macie
9:30 PMSat, Oct 3
April Macie
7:00 PMSat, Oct 3
April Macie
7:00 PMFri, Oct 2
Heather Shaw
7:30 PMThu, Oct 1
Abelardo: La Dulce Vida
7:00 PMSun, Sep 27
La Chupitos: Standopeda
7:30 PMSat, Sep 26
Pedro Gonzalez
7:00 PMFri, Sep 25
Elena Torres y Amigos
7:00 PMThu, Sep 24
$5 Tuesdays
7:00 PMTue, Sep 22
Damien Lemon
7:00 PMSun, Sep 20
Drew Lynch
9:30 PMSat, Sep 19
Drew Lynch
7:00 PMSat, Sep 19
Drew Lynch
9:30 PMFri, Sep 18
Drew Lynch
7:00 PMFri, Sep 18
Emo Philips
7:00 PMThu, Sep 17
Angelo Colina
9:30 PMSun, Sep 6
7:00 PMSun, Sep 6
9:30 PMSat, Sep 5
7:00 PMSat, Sep 5
9:30 PMFri, Sep 4
7:00 PMFri, Sep 4
Erica Rhodes
9:30 PMSat, Aug 29
Erica Rhodes
7:00 PMSat, Aug 29
Erica Rhodes
9:30 PMFri, Aug 28
Erica Rhodes
7:00 PMFri, Aug 28
Blair Socci
9:30 PMSat, Aug 22
Blair Socci
7:00 PMSat, Aug 22
Blair Socci
9:30 PMFri, Aug 21
Blair Socci
7:00 PMFri, Aug 21
Brandi Denise
7:00 PMSat, Aug 15
Brandi Denise
7:00 PMFri, Aug 14
Every comedian who's been on a lineup at Arlington Drafthouse.
- Drew Lynch1.8M
- Jesús Abelardo1.4M
- Heather Shaw1M
- La Chupitos872.3K
- Dulcé Sloan377.3K
- Shannon Fiedler370.2K
- Erica Rhodes367.1K
- Angelo Colina348.3K
- Brittany Schmitt307.7K
- Gabby Bryan250.5K
- Samuel J. Comroe242.5K
- Elle Orlando232.2K
- Francisco Ramos213.3K
- Sarah Colonna204K
- Liz Miele194.3K
- Armando Anto178.1K
- Pedro Gonzalez165.4K
- Isabel Hagen154.8K
- Santi Espinosa147.6K
- Brandi Denise139.8K
- Vladimir Caamano137K
- Dante Chang134.4K
- Alonzo Bodden125.6K
- Chris Porter118.2K
- April Macie105.8K
- Blair Socci104.5K
- Jon Rudnitsky101.9K
- Sydnee Washington97.5K
- Audrey Stewart83K
- Elena Torres62K
- Carmen Lynch60.4K
- Rich Vos49.8K
- Emo Philips19.1K
- Damien Lemon15.9K
- D'Lai
