SPORTS DRINK is a New Orleans café and comedy club on Toledano Street — coffee by day (7:30a–1p), standup by night (7p–11p). The 42-seat room runs a full club schedule: Thursday-through-Sunday headliner runs with two shows a night, a weekly OPEN GYM open mic, and house showcases like MORAL PANIC. Touring headliners on its calendar have included Chris Redd, Jaboukie Young-White, Liza Treyger, Eddie Pepitone, Emma Willmann and Matthew Broussard. The same room doubles as a neighborhood hangout the rest of the week, with a community mutual-aid night, trivia and bingo. Recently voted both the best coffee shop and the best place to see comedy in New Orleans. All ages; every ticket carries a one-item ($10+) minimum at the venue.
Top performers
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Oct 14
Tanael Joachim
9:00 PMThu, Oct 15$25
Mohanad Elshieky: Green Books at SPORTS DRINK
7:00 PMFri, Oct 16$25
9:00 PMFri, Oct 16$25
7:00 PMSat, Oct 17$25
9:00 PMSat, Oct 17$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Oct 21
Abby Govindan
9:00 PMThu, Oct 22$25
7:00 PMFri, Oct 23$25
9:00 PMFri, Oct 23$25
7:00 PMSat, Oct 24$25
9:00 PMSat, Oct 24$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Oct 28
Max Castillo & Aaron Monte
7:00 PMThu, Oct 29$25
Max Castillo & Aaron Monte at SPORTS DRINK
9:00 PMThu, Oct 29$25
7:00 PMFri, Oct 30$25
9:00 PMFri, Oct 30$25
Chris Overalls
7:00 PMSun, Nov 1$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Nov 4
Skyler Higley
9:00 PMThu, Nov 5$25
7:00 PMFri, Nov 6$25
9:00 PMFri, Nov 6$25
7:00 PMSat, Nov 7$25
9:00 PMSat, Nov 7$25
Salty Mom Comedy Tour
6:00 PMSun, Nov 8$25
Salty Mom Comedy Tour
8:00 PMSun, Nov 8$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Nov 11
7:00 PMThu, Nov 12$10
9:00 PMThu, Nov 12$25
7:00 PMFri, Nov 13$25
9:00 PMFri, Nov 13$25
7:00 PMSat, Nov 14$25
9:00 PMSat, Nov 14$25
Burn This Records Comedy Show
8:00 PMMon, Nov 16$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Nov 18
9:00 PMThu, Nov 19$25
Eddie Pepitone
7:00 PMFri, Nov 20$25
Eddie Pepitone
9:00 PMFri, Nov 20$25
Eddie Pepitone
7:00 PMSat, Nov 21$25
Eddie Pepitone
9:00 PMSat, Nov 21$25
Jaboukie Young-White
5:00 PMSun, Nov 22$25Sold out
Jaboukie Young-White
7:00 PMSun, Nov 22$25Sold out
Jaboukie Young-White
9:00 PMSun, Nov 22$25Sold out
7:00 PMSat, Nov 28$25
9:00 PMSat, Nov 28$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Dec 2
Luke Null & Friends
9:00 PMThu, Dec 3$25
Liza Treyger
7:00 PMFri, Dec 4$30
Liza Treyger
9:00 PMFri, Dec 4$30
Liza Treyger
7:00 PMSat, Dec 5$30
Liza Treyger
9:00 PMSat, Dec 5$30
Liza Treyger
7:00 PMSun, Dec 6$30
Liza Treyger at SPORTS DRINK
9:00 PMSun, Dec 6$30
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Dec 9
7:00 PMThu, Dec 10$10
John F. O'Donnell
9:00 PMThu, Dec 10$25
Olivia Carter
7:00 PMFri, Dec 11$25
Olivia Carter
9:00 PMFri, Dec 11$25
Olivia Carter
7:00 PMSat, Dec 12$25
Olivia Carter
9:00 PMSat, Dec 12$25
Harry Settel
7:00 PMSun, Dec 13$25
Harry Settel
9:00 PMSun, Dec 13$25
Harry Settel
7:00 PMMon, Dec 14$25
Harry Settel
9:00 PMMon, Dec 14$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Dec 16
Emma Willmann
7:00 PMFri, Dec 18$25
Emma Willmann
9:00 PMFri, Dec 18$25
Emma Willmann
7:00 PMSat, Dec 19$25
Emma Willmann
9:00 PMSat, Dec 19$25
7:00 PMSun, Dec 20$25
9:00 PMSun, Dec 20$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Dec 23
Christmas Comedy Show
8:00 PMSat, Dec 26$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Dec 30
Maggie Winters
9:00 PMThu, Jan 21$25
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Peyton Ruddy
9:00 PMSat, Oct 10$25
Peyton Ruddy
7:00 PMSat, Oct 10$25
Peyton Ruddy
9:00 PMFri, Oct 9$25
Peyton Ruddy
7:00 PMFri, Oct 9$25
9:00 PMThu, Oct 8$25
7:00 PMThu, Oct 8$10
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Oct 7
Caitlin Peluffo
9:00 PMSun, Oct 4$25
Caitlin Peluffo
7:00 PMSun, Oct 4$25
Caitlin Peluffo
9:00 PMSat, Oct 3$25
Caitlin Peluffo
7:00 PMSat, Oct 3$25
Caitlin Peluffo
9:00 PMFri, Oct 2$25
Caitlin Peluffo
7:00 PMFri, Oct 2$25
Jamel Johnson
9:00 PMThu, Oct 1$25
9:00 PMSat, Sep 26$25
7:00 PMSat, Sep 26$25
9:00 PMFri, Sep 25$25
7:00 PMFri, Sep 25$25
9:00 PMThu, Sep 24$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Sep 23
9:00 PMSun, Sep 20$25
7:00 PMSun, Sep 20$25
9:00 PMSat, Sep 19$25
7:00 PMSat, Sep 19$25
9:00 PMFri, Sep 18$25
7:00 PMFri, Sep 18$25
9:00 PMThu, Sep 17$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Sep 16
Amy Miller & Billie Lee
7:00 PMMon, Sep 14$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMSun, Sep 13
9:00 PMSat, Sep 12$25
7:00 PMSat, Sep 12$25
9:00 PMFri, Sep 11$25
7:00 PMFri, Sep 11$25
9:00 PMThu, Sep 10$25
7:00 PMThu, Sep 10$10
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Sep 9
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMSun, Sep 6
Emily Catalano
9:00 PMSat, Sep 5$25Sold out
Emily Catalano
7:00 PMSat, Sep 5$25Sold out
Emily Catalano
9:00 PMFri, Sep 4$25Sold out
Emily Catalano
7:00 PMFri, Sep 4$25Sold out
Marcus Bond & Friends
9:00 PMThu, Sep 3$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Sep 2
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMSun, Aug 30
Matthew Broussard
7:00 PMSun, Aug 30$25
Matthew Broussard
9:00 PMSat, Aug 29$25Sold out
Matthew Broussard
7:00 PMSat, Aug 29$25Sold out
Matthew Broussard
5:00 PMSat, Aug 29$25Sold out
Matthew Broussard
9:00 PMFri, Aug 28$25
Matthew Broussard
7:00 PMFri, Aug 28$25Sold out
9:00 PMThu, Aug 27$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Aug 26
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMSun, Aug 23
Ryan Goodcase
9:00 PMSat, Aug 22$25
Ryan Goodcase
7:00 PMSat, Aug 22$25
Ryan Goodcase
9:00 PMFri, Aug 21$25
Ryan Goodcase
7:00 PMFri, Aug 21$25
Kellen Erskine
9:00 PMThu, Aug 20$25
OPEN GYM
Open mic8:30 PMWed, Aug 19
Every comedian who's been on a lineup at SPORTS DRINK: Café & Comedy Club.
- King Bo3.4M
- Peyton Ruddy628.6K
- Max Castillo481K
- Emily Catalano461K
- Caitlin Peluffo425.9K
- Matthew Broussard412.7K
- Ryan Goodcase311.8K
- Jenny Tian301.7K
- Joey Avery301.2K
- Jaboukie Young-White286.2K
- Chris Redd274.2K
- Emma Willmann242.7K
- Eagle Witt213K
- TJ210K
- Kellen Erskine206.1K
- Lil Sasquatch205.5K
- Bo Johnson204.3K
- Mohanad Elshieky180.8K
- Jamie Wolf174.9K
- Zak Toscani163.5K
- Liza Treyger162.7K
- Stef Dag152.1K
- Dan Yang134.5K
- Abby Govindan128.8K
- Billie Lee124.3K
- Luke Null121K
- Olivia Carter116.8K
- Aaron Monte93.3K
- Jay Badlani89.7K
- Amy Miller65.9K
- Maggie Winters54.6K
- Amy Brown53.3K
- St James Jackson48.5K
- Eddie Pepitone43.1K
- BK Sharad42.2K
- Salma Zaky39K
- Chris Overalls30.8K
- Skyler Higley19.8K
- Jamel Johnson18.7K
- Tim Smith17.5K
- Joe Briggs17.2K
- Dave Ross14.4K
- Danny Sellers11.4K
- Brandie Posey10.3K
- Kevin Casey White6.4K
- Holly Ballantine4.6K
- John F. O'Donnell4.4K
- Anna Valenzuela4.3K
- Jeff Brumfield4.2K
- Marcus Bond3.6K
- Jade Bronte3.5K
- Zach Peterson3.2K
- Kristin Lytie2.2K
- Kamari Stevens1.7K
- Benjamin Hoffman1.3K
- Cyrus Cooper647
- Michael Jennings524
- Willie Macc477
- MMary Devon Dupuy
- MMichael Glaviano