John Heffron

Phoenix has survived another summer. You deserve a night off. Maybe you just dropped a kid off at college. Maybe you've spent the last three months sprinting between work, family, vacations, and trying not to melt every time you opened the front door. Whatever season you're in, this is your excuse to stop thinking about it for a while. For 90 minutes, you get to laugh. Not at politics. Not at people. At life. John Heffron has spent more than 35 years writing the kind of comedy that makes audiences think, "That's exactly us." Marriage. Family. Technology. The strange realization that nobody actually feels like a grown-up. Winner of NBC's Last Comic Standing , bestselling author, and creator of multiple hit comedy specials, John's stand-up has earned billions of streams across Spotify and SiriusXM and millions of views online. Unlike so much comedy today, John brings an actual show. No awkward audience interviews. No viral crowd-work fishing. No wondering if you're about to become part of the act. Just decades of polished material from one of America's most trusted touring comedians. Whether you've followed John for years or this is your first show, you'll leave lighter than you walked in. Because that's what a great comedy show is supposed to do. Bring your spouse. Bring your friends. Bring the person who's been saying, "We should get out more." We'll take care of the laughs. The Thursday, Friday Late, and Sunday Shows Are 18+ | All Other Shows 21+ Unless Otherwise Stated Two Drink Minimum Per Person Inside Of The Showroom Valid Photo ID Is Required For Entry | You Can Also Print Out Your Tickets Or Pull Them Up On Your Smartphone! Management Reserves The Right To Release Your Tickets/Seats If You Do Not Arrive By Scheduled Showtime ALL SALES ARE FINAL AND NO REFUNDS WILL BE GIVEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES PLEASE DON'T PURCHASE TICKETS FROM ANY OTHER SITE. TICKET RESALE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. YOUR NAME, CREDIT CARD, ADDRESS, AND EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE VERIFIED. TICKETS SUSPECTED OF BEING PURCHASED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESELLING WILL BE CANCELLED AT THE DISCRETION OF STAND UP LIVE. PLEASE NOTE THAT SEATING IS FIRST COME FIRST SERVED. THE HOSTS WILL ASSIGN YOUR SEATS UPON ARRIVAL UNLESS YOU RESERVE A TABLE. NEED A RESERVED TABLE FOR YOUR ENTIRE PARTY? Call The Box Office OR Email INFO@STANDUPLIVE.COM And Ask How You Can Fly First Class And Upgrade To A Table Reservation! SPECIAL OCCASION? Groups Of 20+ Are Eligible For Exclusive Food & Beverage Packages That Also Include Guaranteed Reserved Seating! For more information, click the GROUPS TAB at the top of the page! DO NOT PURCHASE TICKETS FROM ANYONE OR ANY OTHER SITE OTHER THAN STANDUPLIVE.COM TICKET RESALE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED, YOUR NAME, CREDIT CARD, ADDRESS, AND EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE VERIFIED TICKETS SUSPECTED OF BEING PURCHASED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESELLING WILL BE CANCELLED AT THE DISCRETION OF STAND UP LIVE