All Aboard!

Attention passengers of the Royal Princess Cruise ship! Tonight in the Lover’s Lounge we present to you a scandalous hit variety show, “All Aboard! with Benny Venito.” A provocative and powerful bass with a penchant for passiõn, Benny hosts a night of music, comedy, and entertainment that always leans a little more naughty than nice. Special guests to be announced! “I think Benny is my father. Does anyone have his phone number? I’ve been trying to get ahold of him.” - A real person “My whole life I was sterile. Then I shook Benny’s hand one day and I am now a father of three beautiful interracial children.” - A real parent.