Elise Golgowski

Elise Golgowski is a Los Angeles–based standup comic known for her dry, self-aware takes on relationships, bad decisions, and modern chaos. As @thebiggolgowski, she’s built a loyal fanbase with a voice that’s conversational, slightly unhinged, and brutally honest in the best way. On stage, Elise is sharp, direct, and fearless — letting moments breathe just long enough to land even harder. It’s confident, real, and refreshingly not trying too hard… which is exactly why it works.