Gary Simons

Gary Simons is a Connecticut-raised, NYC-based comedian, writer, and actor. He’s known for his inviting narrative style and witty introspective observations.Gary has performed stand-up all over the country opening for Mike Birbiglia, Roy Wood Jr, Gary Gulman, and Sam Jay.In 2026, he was selected as one of the JFL New Faces, and in 2024 a New York Comedy Festival Comics to Watch. He currently stars in Sessions with Dr Martin, and runs Graveshift Comedy in Brooklyn. Gary can also be found performing at the World Famous Comedy Cellar.