Yesterday's Horoscope

This July 22nd, The Skies cordially invite you to our first annual Big, Juicy, Loaded, Sexy, Solemn, AND Respectful Funeral Spectacular. That’s right—the bodacious embodiment of the beyond themselves will gently careen you via cusp from the somber death of Cancer season to joyous birth of Leo season. By show’s end these crabbies and little lions won’t be so mysterious the world over. In this celestial romp through the constellations, The Skies will–at last—deliver the astral insights you so desperately seek. It’s Yesterday’s Horoscope, today! Scholars across time have struggled to define Yesterday’s Horoscope, but it’s simply a two-woman comedy show with an astrological bent in which Kristina Gustovich and Jane Mitchell play the all seeing, all knowing, and occasionally withholding Skies. Inspired by all one-woman shows, this two-woman show features more people than you’d think. Expect live music accompaniment! A celestial guest! And of course, the brassy beyond themselves, The Skies. **Kristina Gustovich** is an Earth scientist, performer, and educator. On stage, she’s puttin’ on the Ritz in Yesterday’s Horoscope and reporting live from Science, Tonight! Off stage, Kristina is a doctoral student at Columbia's Teachers College studying science education in informal settings like museums (and Caveat!). Find her at @mucho_gustovich on Instagram. **Jane Mitchell** is a writer and performer based in Brooklyn. She is the creator of the Yesterday’s Horoscope’s substack, in which she writes from the perspective of “The Skies,” cosmically recapping what’s already happened each month to one singular Virgo (herself). You can read her work [here](https://yesterdayshoroscope.substack.com/) and follow her on instagram at @yesterdayshoroscopee.