Lovers Must Die

Le Vicomte is a horny nobleman determined to have every whore in Paris before his wedding tomorrow morning. But the Greatest Whore in Paris refuses to take his money! She hates the aristocracy and would rather see Le Vicomte DEAD than sleep with him. Join them at The Brothel and be a part of The Greatest Love Story of All Time. One part clown, one part burlesque, one part tragedy and three parts true love. Audience participation available for the bold.